C’mon, Seriously —
Will *someone* please just give him a blowjob so Republicans start giving a shit about his integrity?
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
My Name is Jennifer Lopez! —
Russian junk always at the bottom of the pile… —
Old topic, new meme —
Putting Out Fires —
Jobs —
How I feel when I apply for 47 jobs online in which I have 27 years of industry experience, and the receptionist acts like I’m an idiot for calling to follow up and talk to someone in person:
Boo, Earth —
Triumph the Insult Dog – You’re gonna amplify this crap? (meme) —
Explore the Space —
“It’s important that we explore space and the universe. We need to explore other planets. Esp. those nearest to us in Andromeda, so we can view them as a threat.” –J0hnny Rayg0n
Microsoft Edge —
Basic human rights —
I feel that it should be a basic human right to not hear your neighbor flush the toilet when you have your windows open.
=D —
Backup Admins Get No Love —
Barbie Movie —
Gamecube Smashing —
I Would Have Been Pat Connors —
I made a joke —
Did you hear about the thieves who tried to steal the Linux source code? The irony doesn’t even penguin to explain it.
I’ll think of one later… —
“There should be a shorter word for procrastination.” –StefanThinks
Fuck the Bus —
Why do people always say, “What if you get hit by a bus?” Like, what the fuck? Is this a common occurrence? Here comes the murder bus! WATCH OUT!!
Snax 2 —
Snax —
Honestly —
I wonder what huge mega-corp proprietary software vendors think about when they see volunteers making software in their “free time” as their biggest threat?
Silicon Valley – John the Datacenter Guy —
I don’t watch a bunch of television but recently ran through Mike Judge’s “Silicon Valley”. I really enjoyed the series; it’s refreshing to find such high quality production consistently get technology and business right. John Stafford (the Datacenter manager, pictured) is hilarious. I’m just happy to see areas like this get some attention I guess!
2 Bassists —
I remember when I went to tech college, a classmate/friend of mine said he always wanted to form a band with 2 bassists – one for the low end and one playing as lead. I always thought that was a fucking cool idea. He also once said about our networking teacher: “He’s got a T-1 […]
Brandon? —
“Let’s go Brandon” is a popular phrase among the alt right because they feel they’re getting away with saying “Fuck you Biden” without actually saying, “Fuck you Biden”. Because that would actually require, you know…balls.
Sick of Your Shit —
I could write another letter I could call you on the phone I could exercise my vocal cords Or play a sad trombone I could do so many other things But when I think of it The only thing I’d end up saying is, “I’m sick of all your shit”
It will be like dat, bru —
Keva Rosenberg, Unemployed Person (Robocop, 1987) —
You saw it here first, the next big meme. Here’s the clip from YT.
Leenode —
With so much drama in the IRC, it’s kinda hard managing a community. But I, somehow, someway, keep logging into irssi like every single day May I kick a little channels for the Lees, And make a few ends as I apologeeze through, Two in the hashtags and the channel’s not jumpin’, cause they left […]
Bitch Mustard —
The other night I came across this post on Reddit and instantly lyrics started pouring into my head. This morning while riding my motorcycle I filled it out a bit. I have a beat and basic vocal melody too, just not recorded yet. Who wants to collab? =D “Bitch Mustard” I don’t really want none […]
Take this hypocrisy and call me in the morning —
Constitutionally Speaking —
The Debate in 5 Words —
“Will you shut up, man”