> The Darkener's Console

Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.

Bitch Mustard —

The other night I came across this post on Reddit and instantly lyrics started pouring into my head. This morning while riding my motorcycle I filled it out a bit. I have a beat and basic vocal melody too, just not recorded yet. Who wants to collab? =D

“Bitch Mustard”

I don’t really want none of yo’

BITCH MUSTARD

I just wanna give you all my

CREAM CUSTARD

Don’t love you but I wanna be yo’

BIG LOVER

Bologna sandwich, tuna fish
Crazy bitch why don’t you
Come and take me on

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME


Categorised as: [OC] Original Content | Blogs | Humor | Lyrics, Poetry



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